{"id":178,"date":"2008-10-16T00:50:32","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T08:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ansatejones.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/16\/rats-like-trash\/"},"modified":"2008-10-16T00:50:32","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T08:50:32","slug":"rats-like-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ansatejones.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/16\/rats-like-trash\/","title":{"rendered":"rats like trash"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>ladies and gentlemen, tonight i had rats on my desk. and when rats are feeling frisky with more than a few sunflower seeds in their bellies, and on a desk, be warned: they have a propensity to get into trouble.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/ratspear5224.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p>see how the remains of this pear are in a bowl, precariously balanced on a pile of dishes?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/ratspear5225.jpg\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>yeah, that lasted long.  house freaked out at the noise of crashing dishes, by the way, and immediately scurried behind my desktop speakers, nearly falling off the desk \ud83d\ude00  dweeb.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/housepear5230.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p>not the best picture, but i had to document the licking of the pear. they did an awful lot of this.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/ratspear5239.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/housepear5246.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/housepear5247.jpg\" \/> <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/wilsonpear5252.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/wilsonpear5253.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/wilsoncup5234.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p>amazingly, wilson is the big troublemaker of the pair.  house just gets injured a lot.  guess rats don&#8217;t follow canon very closely.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/housegoth5254.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>house is gother than you.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/rats\/kenclosed5220.jpg\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p>bonus picture of ken at sophia&#8217;s tonight!\n<\/p>\n<p><small><b>please do not comment in livejournal. follow <a href=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/painomelette\/index.php\/links\/2008\/10\/16\/rats_like_trash\">this<\/a> link to comment at my blog.<\/b><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ladies and gentlemen, tonight i had rats on my desk. and when rats are feeling frisky with more than a few sunflower seeds in their bellies, and on a desk, be warned: they have a propensity to get into trouble. see how the remains of this pear are in a bowl, precariously balanced on a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.10 - 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