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a movie about courage. a movie about mysteries. a movie about shaving cream. a movie so epically long that i had to split it into two parts to upload it to youtube.<\/p>\n

ladies and gents and everything in between, i present to you: The Room.<\/p>\n

Part One<\/a><\/p>\n

Part Two<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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