{"id":276,"date":"2006-05-03T18:25:23","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T02:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ansatejones.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/03\/lotr-cowtown\/"},"modified":"2006-05-03T18:25:23","modified_gmt":"2006-05-04T02:25:23","slug":"lotr-cowtown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ansatejones.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/03\/lotr-cowtown\/","title":{"rendered":"lotr cowtown"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/mordorchalk.jpg\"  \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/gollumtreebeardchalk.jpg\" \/><br \/>\namusing chalk drawings (not ours)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/orthanc1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\na scale model of orthanc appeared nearby later in the day.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/beerbuddyorthanc.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nafter a long day standing there and looking ominous, orthanc likes to go out for a good brewski.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/aprilnazgull.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/menazgul1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\ni fight crime (witness the shiny new dagger)!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/sarabras.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nsadly, no colorful bras were bought.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/kensauronn.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nsauron was kind of short. so was his weapon; i slipped it some enhancements.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/recyclerat.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nlittle things like this made the festival worth it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/sarawizard1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nthis is like, gandalf&#8217;s cousin or something.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/christianprobation.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/giftknife.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/freedomfries.jpg\" \/><br \/>\ni can&#8217;t believe some people still call them freedom fries.<\/p>\n<p>even more pictures <a href=\"http:\/\/ansate.moosheep.org\/webstuff\/digitalis\/lotrvacaville\/\">here<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>amusing chalk drawings (not ours) a scale model of orthanc appeared nearby later in the day. after a long day standing there and looking ominous, orthanc likes to go out for a good brewski. i fight crime (witness the shiny new dagger)! 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