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\n
\namusing chalk drawings (not ours)<\/p>\n


\na scale model of orthanc appeared nearby later in the day.<\/p>\n


\nafter a long day standing there and looking ominous, orthanc likes to go out for a good brewski.<\/p>\n


\n
\ni fight crime (witness the shiny new dagger)!<\/p>\n


\nsadly, no colorful bras were bought.<\/p>\n


\nsauron was kind of short. so was his weapon; i slipped it some enhancements.<\/p>\n


\nlittle things like this made the festival worth it.<\/p>\n


\nthis is like, gandalf’s cousin or something.<\/p>\n


\n?<\/p>\n


\n!<\/p>\n


\ni can’t believe some people still call them freedom fries.<\/p>\n

even more pictures here<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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