The Arty Blogness of Ansate Jones

Archive for October, 2006

state fair ’06

state fair trip with ken and janie in september!

first order of business was to use up the rides we bought. my pick was the swing ride (my absolute favorite of carny rides)

after rides we decided to try to find the baby animals and petting zoo. we kept getting lost.

eventually after much frustration following the wonky signs, we hit paydirt.

could you really eat me?
born an hour before we got there! welcome to the world little hamburger!


i think they all look so exhausted.


alas, no holding of the piggies today, but at least we saw some speckled ones!

next page: petting zoo, at long last!


the goats at the petting zoo were already talking smack about us.


at least i don’t look absolutely ridiculous when i eat.


the Exalted Lama!


everybody wanted their pictures with the Exalted Lama.


last year a deer was doing this exact thing.


we’re the trio. you’ve heard of us.


this guy gave me the hardest time getting his picture! he was pretty ornery. or shy.





the deer were ravenous that day. i swear, these roles were reversed with the goats last year.


finally the deer fixated on ken. i guess to the animal kingdom he’s one big salt lick.

next page: is it art?


janie hit it off with this bear thing. they’re already talking of the wedding.


(taken by janie)


mario showed up but he just wanted to nap.


i’m not making this up. there was a bling category in the arts and crafts building. and there’s an altoid’s tin on the guitar. and yes, a bling toilet seat cover.


harry potter chess set! too bad it’s the same 10 characters repeated over and over. those are not turds, by the way, on the griffindor side. they’re sorting hats. i know, i got confused at first too.


the love ducks


this is generally what happens when one sees a cockatoo. they just gape at it in wonder.


goliath, the biggest turkey evar, or something. he was kind of scary and i thought he’d peck the lens out of my camera.


the superheroes exhibit was sort of lame. but here’s a lego batman.
(taken by ken)


the dog looks embarrassed to me.

next page: i’m running out of titles


it’s my bolo! remember my bolo, from the free box at delta? this is it!!!!


a muppet was driving. an onlooker was bemused.


i don’t know what to tell you, kid. horses get hungry too, you know.


janie braves this totally messed-up coaster!


(taken by ken)


here we are “enjoying” the vocal “talent” show.

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i think i need some homework (is sex pt 2)

something to keep me busy and stop me from making more of these:


Aeryn Sun is Sex

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love, sex, whatever

so i’ve decided instead of all those colorful ” — is love” banners mine are going to start saying ” — is sex.” because really, that’s what i’m getting at here. here is my first creation, made just today:


Robert Englund is Sex

can you tell we just finished the nightmarathon (nightmare on elm st 5, 6, and 7) last night? i know, i know, but the whole kneehigh boots/trenchcoat thing in new nightmare was obviously just too much for me, and now i am even more of an englund groupie than before. i’m not even going to mention how adorable he looked in a painting smock and tinted lennon glasses (not as freddy krueger, mind you– that would be odd).

i was originally going to do just reds and purples and pinks for the “is sex” series, but i really think with the wide range of colors that would have ended up looking worse.

others i plan to do in the series: house, james spader, aeryn sun, aimee mann, trent reznor, viggo mortensen, ed norton, thom yorke, cowboys, vampires, gunchix, pointy objects ?

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